Thanks to Miz Antigone for the invitation to join up. I'm planning to start posting in earnest ASAP, and many apologies for taking this long to get on the vital.dc train.

For your initial reading pleasure, here is the first installment of a new ongoing series I like to call "Sad, but True":

I just spent 20 minutes in my office's ladies room reading the latest Harry Potter while sitting on the pooper. My coworkers can only assume I'm having severe intestinal discomfort. I have no plans to disabuse them of this notion. Stupid, gullible muggles. (I know, it is pathetic, but I'm on the last chapter!!!)

Stay tuned for the next installment of "Sad, but True"

Viola Violante


Blogger Queen LaQueefa said...

I am so tech backward! dunno if I'm doing this right. Just wanted to let Viola know I hope her ass didn't fall asleep (mine often does when poring over crappy catalogs on the throne). If it's still asleep, ask your office buddy to massage tenderly with ass exfoliant.

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